Little Things

Even little things can show just how much of an idiot you are.

Do you know how to throw paper balls?
1. Scrunch up some paper into a round shape thing.
2. Aim.
3. Throw.
As simple as that.

Last Sun we had a little bit of 'fun' in my tuition class. We were supposed to give presentations, not individually but in groups of three. Before starting, the teacher gave everyone a piece of paper to scrunch up... And instructed us to throw the paper balls at anyone who keeps on looking at the script while presenting.

And so a few rounds passed with many paper balls flying. Finally my group's turn. My friend who stood beside me stammered and someone threw one. Not my problem. That is, until. Until a stupid brainless idiot guy who must be blind to have such a lousy aim threw one at my friend and it hit ME. I was like, wth?

So when it's my turn to present, I, while speaking, picked up one from the floor. And threw it at him. AND HIT HIM ON THE HEAD. Headshot!

Seriously is it even possible for someone who cannot even throw a freaking paper ball straight to achieve any form of success in life? It's impossible! That guy must be doomed to fail eternally. Like, seriously! You're a guy and you can't even match half my aim. Throwing paper balls isn't like throwing paper planes or books.(These have weird centers of gravity.) It's round and geometrical! How hard can it be to aim? Can't you even throw straight? Epic fail!


Even little things can change your life (for the worse??) forever.

I saw this research thing on newspaper. It says that the almost audible background noise of a ticking clock can ruin your whole darn life! *Shoots a horrified glance at my alarm clock.*

Okay actually the article read so: The ticking sound of a clock can make women want to have children. That is, if she grew up in a family that thinks that child bearing is important for a female.

The point is, as we all learned in science form 3, giving birth to children is an extremely scary process that is also extremely painful and makes your life after extremely troublesome. Basically it ruins your life. End of story. Get it? Get it?? GET IT??? *Goes hysterical.*


Little things you could've, SHOULD'VE learned from this blog post:
1. Learn to throw paper balls.
2. Learn to aim properly. Darts help. Even the magnet ones help. I use to throw magnetic darts as a child. LOL. But seriously it helps a lot in aiming.
3. Do NOT ever throw ANYTHING, accidentally or purposely, at ME. I THROW THEM BACK. (Out of the topic stuff: I remembered swearing to slap whoever dare to slap me back, when I was a kid in primary... It still holds.)
4. If you can't throw a paper ball straight, don't throw one at all. It only proves what an idiot you are.
5. Change that ticking alarm clock NOW! Use an electronic alarm clock instead. Or your phone. Go, technology.
6. Ignore your family members if they try to persuade you that giving birth is important. (So what if the human race goes extinct? So not going to sacrifice my personal happiness for whatever thing dubbed the greater good. Actually the world might be a better place without humans. Call me selfish. I don't care. ><)

PKK Farewell

So today is the day! The day of PKK farewell... AND the day the new AJK list will be announced. Lol... So, I am now the vice secretary... Nat is the vice treasurer. Hmm. To be honest we were both very happy until we found out that part of the job includes reaching school as early as 6.40am every day. Not being ungrateful but I need sleep to survive... =P Actually, some of the people chosen are quite a surprise! Before the farewell the Form 4 seniors gave us paper to write to the Form 5 seniors... Actually it's kinda awkward and I can't really think of what to say, except for happy farewell... Anyway the farewell is held in Paradise Hotel and the food is pretty nice. If you googled the hotel, it's hard to find coz for some reason it keeps on changing its name... It's our turn to plan farewells next year and I wonder where will we held it? Apparently there's a tradition to not hold farewells in the same place. Hmm. Probably depends on how much Xin Yan fined people this year. (She's the discipline...) I would like to take pictures but I was busy being briefed about my new post... Anyway happy farewell!

p.s. Life is seriously unfair! Like, really unfair! My friend in Hong Kong, she get 5000-6000 Hong Kong dollars a TERM for participating in competitions and getting first in class that sort of thing. Which is like, RM2000++ Well I know it's a private school and is therefore filthy rich but still. Even in Penang here, Jen who is in Methodist Girls' School can get RM200 and 8 Domino pizza vouchers. Here in PCGHS, we only get what, RM50 for first in year and RM30 for gold prize in competitions. I repeat: Life is seriously unfair.

Busy Week

It's been a tough week for me! First of all, I was sick. I probably got it from Nat, but her symptoms were completely different... But then again, when I passed it on to my mum, she displayed similar symptoms with Nat... To worsen things, we had listening tests and aural tests the whole week. Thankfully, my ears are not blocked... Even with perfect hearing it was still hard to make out the words, well, our teacher said the accent was terrible herself. And by the time we had aural my voice had recovered. Sad thing is, as I practiced talking too much before aural, my voice is now throaty AGAIN. Duh.

Quite a lot of amusing things happened this week, I'm just gonna talk about some here...
1. We went out with Xin Ying!! Suzannah Lai Xin Ying, the one in Hong Kong, not the one in my current class... By the time I wrote this, she's back in Hong Kong... Basically she became prettier and prettier since she went to Hong Kong, and she dressed very... HongKong-ish-ly. But she is still shorter than me muahahahaha. And Fay Fay came too! It's like, the first time she came out with us. Apparently Powiis and Hong Kong has the same holidays... Whenever WE exam, THEY holiday. THEY exam, WE holiday. Malaysia has such an unmainstream holiday season. We hang out in Gurney Paragon, and since we went right after school (Yes it's forbidden I know but it's not like the discipline teacher can stand there and look out for students duh. What? You're reading this and you're a prefect? Don't you know that this blog and its owner do not exist? Yes it's your hallucination. Or it's supernatural. It's the 7th lunar month after all, you know.) [Basically you can just ignore what I typed in the ( ).] we wore school uniforms... Imagine a group of girls in pinafore hanging out with two pretty, dressed-up, long hair girls... Yes I know it's weird and it's sad. What's sadder is because we cannot fit in Xin Ying's BMW since her dad is worried about us destroying it, me, Ee and Flo had to walk!!! Well we walked to One Stop (which is near) and took a taxi since taxis were only to be found there. It's pretty cheap tho, RM4 each. But actually we could have walked to Gurney Paragon if we knew how. I mean, none of us has a good sense of direction... Ee and Flo don't even know how to walk to One Stop... By the way TGIF's food didn't really lived up to my expectations. It's nice but not really worth the price. And the steak is super expensive. And the food is a tad too salty. Moo Cow has nice froyo tho, don't be scared by the seemingly weird flavours... I mean, the seasonal flavours are what, roses & lime and dates? But it actually managed to taste delicious. And Flo can really eat a lot. I hope she won't see that... Strictly no pics allowed to be posted coz we looked terrible except for Xin Ying and Fay.

2. Flo got her ICAS Science results. For those who dunno, it's an Australian examination. Okay this is super amusing. Guess how many out of 45 did she get CORRECT. The answer is... 0. My initial reaction was like, seriously Flo are you really that dumb? No actually when I saw it I directly burst out laughing. I'm not mean, it's just too.... AMUSING. Oh and you know why she got it all wrong? SHE FORGOT TO SHADE THE ANSWERS. Forgive my caps locked sentence but only that can justify my... feelings. Like, it's not her first time sitting for multiple choice questions... Thank goodness she didn't forget it in UPSR. I think the teacher will faint if she finds out.

3. I had English Aural today. It wasn't as bad as the Malay one but still. Since everyone taking the test today has the same topic, we are supposed to be quarantined... but we managed to find out the topic anyway LOL. I hope I won't get arrested or something. Wait did I tell you this blog and it's owner don't exist? Anyway the topic was Friends. Me and Nat decided to talk about each other. We actually planned a long script together and tried our best to humiliate each other XD but when we went in the teacher was like, kept on asking questions so we didn't really get a chance to share all those amusing stories, unfortunately. Anyway since I'm here and you're here I'm going to tell you about it. Just the amusing ones.
Amusing facts about Nat.
a) She hates veg and insists on picking out every single strand of veg in a dish before eating. But she likes peas...
b) She has nightmares about bananas coz her mum kept forcing her to eat it.
c) She likes cats but her cats hate her. Well they kept on running away and disappearing and never return again.
d) She used to be emotional and cries a lot in primary!
e) She is actually extremely lazy. I bet you dunno that. Who would have guessed the one who gets 2nd in the whole form is lazy??

A Bad Reference Book Could Lead To Early Death

We have language exams this week, so I answered some model questions in a reference book. Then, I saw this model essay answer that says that women should not work and instead stay home to look after children. As a feminist, I naturally disagree... Anyway my point is, if someone is influenced and agreed to that answer, it could lead to his early death~~~ Don't be too shocked, just listen to my logical explanation:

agreed to that essay ====>> use the points given during exam ====>>teacher disagrees (language teachers are usually female, and they work, in case you didn't notice) ====>> teacher dislikes you for being sexist ====>> get low marks ====>> get terrible results in exam ====>> are upset ====>> lose interest in studies ====>> fail SPM ====>> cannot get into university/college ====>> cannot find decent job ====>> become poor ====>> get depression ====>> fall sick easily ====>> early DEATH

See? It's perfectly rational.

p.s. I was so stressed out by the oral exam I got a migraine...